Kansas City Star - WICHITA | Tommy Morrison is cutting into a cheap rib eye steak on a plate he has covered in ketchup. The ideas come out between bites. You have to listen carefully. The rough Oklahoma twang will spell out all kinds of ideas, things that would blow your mind if they existed outside his reality.
Telekinesis, for instance. He hasn’t quite figured it out, but he’d rather be invisible, anyway. Just think of all the stuff he could learn. One time he teleported himself out of a bar, and did you know the human body can re-grow limbs?
His face is worn and his skin sags in places, but he insists he’s in the best shape of his life. He’s going to be heavyweight champion again if boxing lets him back in, and this brings up HIV. It always comes back to HIV with Tommy, even over breakfast, so he chops up his $12 steak and eggs and tells you he is the victim of a wild conspiracy.
They stole his career, he says, at least a $38 million contract and who knows how much after that? They stole his good name, too. Made him admit to the world he has HIV. But that was before he found out that HIV doesn’t exist. It was invented to control people, he tells you, and he can go on and on about this all day.
He takes another bite and looks at his girlfriend, a woman from England named Trisha.
“We have unprotected sex,” she says.
Tommy is still chewing, but laughs.
“Every day,” he says. “We’re wild.”
You hear that? Thats the sound of all the heavyweight boxers in the world shitting their pants because the great Tommy Morrison is staging a comeback. He's in the best shape of his life and hes coming for you. I seriously don't know why this article isn't generating more attention I mean this is pretty groundbreaking stuff. HIV doesn't exist, & telekinesis does. This HIV conspiracy might have some truth to it. I mean it makes so much sense (I think George W. Bush is behind it). You control a guy who has everything and cheat him out of a $38 million contract and thats just the start. But does Morrison let that bother him. NO. Heart of a champion. Steak and eggs and unprotected sex with Trisha from England. I haven't seen such a promising comeback since Dicky Eklund.
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