The Royal Wedding Update

With the Royal Wedding just days away I figured I should give you a quick update. Can you believe that Elton John got an invite but former Prime Minister Tony Blair did not? SHOCKING! Oh and another thing NOBODY FUCKING CARES. Seriously I am so sick of everywhere I go hearing about Prince William this and Kate Middleton that. I mean Id definitely smash Middleton but damn enoughs enough. Do people realize that they are for show and have no power? I cant wait for this to all be over. I'll start paying attention when the sex tape emerges.

History Will Be Made Ads Are GOLD

This is no exageration so believe me when I say... Since the NHL Playoffs have started the "History Will Be Made" ads running on NBC and Versus have literally got me hot and bothered. I cant get enough of them. My heart skips a beat when they come on. I go online and look them up. I have the music on my iPhone and listen to the song before bed, in the shower, and while working out. Okay I haven't been working out but you get the point. I guess I'm a sucker for piano over highlight montages. (Same thing used to happen with the NBA "Where Amazing Happens" ads) But today at work I see they just made one for the Bruins 2OT win over Montreal the other night. I couldnt play it fast enough. After I watched I felt like I was back in middle school when you pitch a tent and hope the teacher doesnt call you to the board. This is why the NHL Playoffs are so amazing they pitch tents in the pants of heterosexual men like myself.

Head Of Anti-Poverty Agency Makes 6 Figures Working 15 Hour Weeks

Eagle Tribune - LAWRENCE — The AWOL boss for the city's leading anti-poverty agency walked out the door with a $9,829.91 check after he quit Wednesday.

Former Greater Lawrence Community Action Council Executive Director Philip F. Laverriere Sr. received the money for his last days worked and unused vacation time. Thomas Schiavone, president of the agency's board of directors, said Laverriere is not eligible for retiree health benefits because he resigned.

Laverriere, 85, left the agency four days after The Eagle-Tribune revealed he spent as few as 15 hours in the office a week, and earned as much as $144,000 a year. The rest of the work day, Laverriere was found in the Elks Clubs playing card games and video poker and indulging his taste for cigars.

Its $30 million budget is funded almost entirely through state and federal money. In the interim, Assistant Executive Director Charles LoPiano will oversee the agency.

People ask me all the time how I can be a Republican or have conservative views on politics. After reading this story its pretty clear. Liberals take your money and give it to people that dont work. I love when these dirt bags that are STEALING money out of every working persons pocket get exposed for the criminals that they are. This is your money people. Yet people continue to elect people that just want to collect more tax money to fund these bogus programs. Phillip Laverriere is just this weeks scum bag but there are hundreds of people with phony titles doing nothing collecting big salaries. To put it simple terms, this guy is taking your tax money and working for a wage of about $180/hr. But you stick to that argument that Republicans are bad because George W. was a Republican.

Okay Schlereth

Mark Schlereth has always sort of pissed me off. He's all high and mighty and doesnt like his viewers to forget that football is a tough game and that he has had 75 surgeries on 47 different body parts and he still cant walk right.Ya he has a Super Bowl ring, a job on ESPN, been on soap operas, & a son in the majors. None of these have impressed me. I was on twitter this morning and stumbled across Alexandria Schlereth. Thats right Mark Schlereths smoking hot daughter. Mark maybe I was wrong about you, maybe we can be friends. I would love to hear about the time you and the other O lineman maxed out Elway's credit card at a buffet. Oh hey Alexandria, How You doin?

Everyone Wants To Be Irish

Let me start off by wishing a Happy St. Patricks Day to everyone out there whether your Irish or not. I guess I am a walking Irish stereotype walking around 365 days a year so St. Patricks Day is generally seen as the day that everyone who wants to be Irish can pretend. Whats not to love about the Irish? They are happy, friendly, gentle people. We love to have a good time and sometimes that means knockin back a few pints, what of it. My name is Shamus, I have red hair, freckles, green eyes, I'm a wise ass, love to drink, and love potatoes. I know I live a charmed life and I feel bad for those that are less fortunate. So for all of you out there that want to be Irish, throw on some green raise your glass and sing Tura Lura until you slur the words. Erin Go Bragh & Sláinte.

Nate Dogg Tribute

Yesterday was a very sad day in the world of hip hop. Nate Dogg one of the class acts passed away at the very young age of 41 years old due to complications from previous strokes. Now I am not going to sit here and pretend that I was a big time old school hip hop fan, but I always liked Nate Dogg. He was a legend. Its always sad to see a legend pass on but he left the world with some great music.

#1 "Regulate" Warren G Feat. Nate Dogg

#2 "The Next Episode" Dr. Dre Feat. Snoop Dogg & Nate Dogg

#3 "The Setup" Obie Trice Feat. Nate Dogg

#4 "Area Codes" Ludacris Feat. Nate Dogg

#5 "Look In My Eyes" Obie Trice Feat. Nate Dogg

Red Hair Don't Care

Let me tell you guys about an organization that is very important to me and is a big part of who I am today. I am talking about the NAARHP. The National Association for the Advancement of Red Headed People. Ok so I made up the organization but just like how other groups or people look out for each other the same applies for red heads. Only about 1-2% of the people in the world have red hair, meaning that 98-99% of the world is jealous and should be bowing down to the all mighty red heads.

Sometimes me and my redhead pals meet up on redhead-world.net. Its the facebook equivalent for red heads. We can share pictures, stories, and jokes. We also keep up with the latest red head news and take place in red head polls and surveys. I don't know what I would do with out redhead-world!

Lets address some common stereotypes. Lets get the elephant in the room out of the way. Yes red heads have tons and tons of sex and yes its fucking awesome. Next! I am reading that red heads have short tempers and can be feisty but thats NOT FUCKING TRUE. I will fight anyone that tries to say otherwise. Now that we have eliminated that horse shit stereotype of short tempers we can move on. People hate on red heads because they are jealous of our freckles, our wicked sweet SPF 50 sun block, and the fact the red hair looks fucking awesome. Yes we do have souls and if you don't believe me check out my ginga Coppercab.

A final note:  ginger is the N-word for red heads we can say it to each other but if anyone else says it all hell will break loose.