The Royal Wedding Update

With the Royal Wedding just days away I figured I should give you a quick update. Can you believe that Elton John got an invite but former Prime Minister Tony Blair did not? SHOCKING! Oh and another thing NOBODY FUCKING CARES. Seriously I am so sick of everywhere I go hearing about Prince William this and Kate Middleton that. I mean Id definitely smash Middleton but damn enoughs enough. Do people realize that they are for show and have no power? I cant wait for this to all be over. I'll start paying attention when the sex tape emerges.

History Will Be Made Ads Are GOLD

This is no exageration so believe me when I say... Since the NHL Playoffs have started the "History Will Be Made" ads running on NBC and Versus have literally got me hot and bothered. I cant get enough of them. My heart skips a beat when they come on. I go online and look them up. I have the music on my iPhone and listen to the song before bed, in the shower, and while working out. Okay I haven't been working out but you get the point. I guess I'm a sucker for piano over highlight montages. (Same thing used to happen with the NBA "Where Amazing Happens" ads) But today at work I see they just made one for the Bruins 2OT win over Montreal the other night. I couldnt play it fast enough. After I watched I felt like I was back in middle school when you pitch a tent and hope the teacher doesnt call you to the board. This is why the NHL Playoffs are so amazing they pitch tents in the pants of heterosexual men like myself.